What I love most about the summer is the joy I get from laughing at the people who wanted summer to come and when the heat comes they complain like the sun has a vendetta against them. Well, here's how it works. Summer is hot. Winter is cold. Fall and spring are both moderate and comfortable. A light jacket may be in order or just a long sleeve shirt on some days but those are the standards of the seasonal changes. Yes, due to the change in the environmental conditions over the years, we have seen a shift in standard seasonal weather and now it appears flibbiddy flobbiddy, thus, confusing the people who probably didn't grasp the concept of seasons in the first place. I apologize in advance to the sad person I'm going to make fun of later when they either a.) tap the thermostat in disbelief that it's actually triple digits or b.) ask the question "Is it hot enough for ya?"
Never ask that question when it's clearly 100000000 degrees outside. I know it's sarcasm but when your feet are sticking to the pavement, no one thinks it's funny. Ha!
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