O. M. FRIGGIN' G.
So I was, understandably, upset. First, because I thought I would have some time off but nope. Well that is a blessing though because I would have been off without pay so at least I'll have income. Now, secondly, I'm standing in the rain, waiting for the bus and a group of us are standing together talking trash about Metro and as the older gentleman is talking I look at the rain falling. Thank God for the rain. Have you ever tried to focus on individual drops as it poured? It's impossible but if you try it appears that the speed of the rain falling almost slows down. It's pretty awesome. ANYWAY, BACK TO THE STORY.
I'm standing at the Metro waiting for the bus and I listen to this young man walk up to a girl standing next to me waiting for her bus also and he starts with "How are you doing? My name is ....." and that's not bad because normally the men don't bother to introduce themselves. They are talking a little and I hear him say "Do you have a Facebook page?" and I thought to myself, 'self. WOW. we don't even ask for numbers anymore. Just "friend" me on FB. lol. I thought that was funny but on with my portion of events.
As we waited 45 minutes for a bus that was due within the first 5 minutes of us standing there, finally it arrives so a crowd of people run across the street and get on the bus. As the rain comes down even harder, I'm on the bus now and there is a line of people waiting in the rain to get on as this lady decides to stop and put money on her card, holding up the line therefore, making the people stand in the rain. 45 MINUTES AT THE METRO STATION AND SHE COULDN'T GO TO A MACHINE IN THE STATION TO DO THAT???? HUMPH! SOME PEOPLE.
Well one of the guys get on and he seems to be a jokester but says something to me and says hello as he goes to the back of the bus. I did speak but just sat and waited to go. His friend, an older gentleman sat across from me so he came back and sat across from me. I tried to act like I wasn't listening to them talking about me when the friend said "Yeah, we're talking about you." lol...They were saying I was attractive and I was trying not to laugh but couldn't help it. No, I wasn't blushing. I was, straight up, laughing. The jokester asked my name then introduced himself, "Hi, My name is Charles." and extended his hand. I shook it. The friend says, "if I was a few years younger I'd give you a run for your money." To myself I though, "Sir, please give him a run for his money. You're not that old." lol
Charles and I chat a little and he ask for my number. OF COURSE I HESITATE! He then gives me his number and was about to get off so I gave him my number. Not the cell though. That's a bit much if I don't like you. lol. But I gave him one of my numbers.
Side Note: I have had people call and call and call and call...even after telling them I was no longer interested...and call and call and call some more. GEEZ! TAKE A HINT, WILL YA?!
RESUMING STORY:
Charles and his friend get off and they wave goodbye to me and the guy sitting to my right says "so what was the last 2 numbers?"
I said "WHAT??? HOW ARE YOU HIJACKING SOMEONE'S NUMBER???" He said I have your name, Tara, I just need the last 2 numbers." I said "That was for him. How do you figure I want to give you my number? No." Then he says "I have most of it. I must be into you if I have this much." and proceeds to try to convince me to give him the number. I say "no." Family, why did this clown, and when I say that, if you'd seen him...you would know I'm not lying, go on to say what he can do and what he can buy right now and what he can spend. I look at him with the shrug and hands up like "What is that suppose to mean?" so he says "Why did you do that?' and I say "What is that suppose to mean?" lol...
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT...pause for even more comic relief.
He says, I can dial all the numbers. I have unlimited." LOVED ONES...His phone looked like it will break if you answered it too fast. lol.
We're almost to the end. lol
This jackleg fool, then says (as he sits their rubbing his crotch....like REALLY THOUGH?????) "I can buy you anything you want right now. I know I can do more than him." I then say "and telling someone that is not impressive. Not to me anyway." I ring the bell and say goodnight and get off. Once I was off the bus, in the down pour, I realized, I'd gotten off a stop too early. I just had to get away from that awful mess of a man.
And Family, this is why I, at 36 years old, hate interacting with guys and most of the time I don't even attempt to chat with some of them. remind me loved ones, the next time I'm out in public and a man says anything to me
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
LIKE HELLLLL!
Men who take the Metro and try to talk to a woman call us stuck up for not wanting to talk to you at the metro. THIS IS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good night. lololol
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